1.- If I were a fruit I'd be...an exotic banana

2.- If I were a colour I'd be...green

3.- If I were an animal I'd be...an orangutan

4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be...a blender

5.- If I were a book I'd be...Green Eggs and Ham

6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be...a Beanie

7.- If I were a jewel I'd be...a sapphire

8.- If I were an object I'd be...a stick of incence

9.- If I were a car I'd be...a tuner

10.- If I were an element I'd be...water out of a container

11.- If I were a tree I'd be...redwood

12.- If I were an ice cream flavour I'd be...cookie dough

13.- If I were a drink I'd be...green tea

14.- If I were a person I'd be...me?

15.- If I were a planet I'd be....pluto *Silly! Pluto's not a planet...*

16.- If I were an insect I'd be...Mantis

17.- If I were public transport I'd be...A FUCKING BUS!

18.- If I were a song I'd be...Abuse of SID - Hurt

19.- If I were a movie I'd be...The Emporer's New Groove

20.- If I were a season I'd be...Winter

21.- If I were a flower I'd be...Iris

22.- If I were a job I'd be...difficult... heh....

23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be...Fooly Cooly

24.- If I were a place I'd be...a womb

25.- If I were a gift I'd be...gift card

26.- If I were a memory I'd be...Icing my nuts for cash... good times...

27.- If I were a city I'd be...Savannah, GA

28.- If I were a sense I'd be...hear

29.- If I were a game I'd be...Life

30.- If I were a candy I'd be...Milky Way

31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be...10 pm

32.- If I were an invention I'd be...Cotton Gin

33.- If I were a body part I'd be...Legs

34.- If I were a country I'd be...Vatcan City

35.- If I were a flavour I'd be...bitter

36.- If I were a sport I'd be...swimming

37.- If I were a smell I'd be...Shame *if you don't get it, it's not for you...

38.- If I were a subject I'd be...WAS DIE FACH?! *another joke....*

39.- If I were a flag I'd be...extremely high...

40.- If I were a building I'd be...Big Tobacco

41.- If I were a month I'd be...February

42.- If I were a perfume I'd be...Girly

43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be...Happy Cola mofos!

45.- If I were a toy I'd be...fire!

46.- If I were a textile I'd be...canvas

47.- If I were a shape I'd be...a rohmbus

48.- If I were a answer I'd be...A. All of the above

49.- If I were a common liquorice I'd be...Black Jellybeans

50.- If I were a word I'd be...not typing this quiz I betcha *clever*